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Highway Robbery

In the course of my travels around Zambia, the largest area of complaint is always Zacariah Phiri, and his female counterpart, Zarafina Phiri (thank you Ilse Mwanza for the name). Although, for some reason or other, I have very few problems – somebody told me it’s because I look like a local and somebody who is not going to take any nonsense from them, although I have always maintained that it is attitude that makes the difference. But whatever it is, it does not help those motorists who are experiencing problems; not only people who are resident in Zambia, but also those tourists that we are begging to visit this country so that they can spend their tourist Dollars here.

A few days ago, I received a letter from Ilse Mwanza, relating her recent experiences with Zacariah and Zarafina:

They were lying in wait some kilometres after Kafue town. Ten metres short of the '100' speed sign, Kafue's Zachariah Phiri and his gang of highway robbers lurked, hidden behind a tree, ready to pounce. And pouncing they did. We allegedly had done 55 kph in a 50kph zone.

We pointed to the '100' speed-sign and argued that it simply couldn't be so:

Firstly, knowing about Zachariah Phiri and his delight in entrapment, we had most carefully monitored our speed.

Secondly, between the 50kph and 100kph speed-zones there are always a buffer zones of 65kph and 80kph speeds. Where were the road signs? Were we to be punished for fallen traffic signs?

Thirdly, where was the evidence? The 'uncompromising' Zarafina Phiri (female cops are always the worst) didn't even bother to answer. She started to write the 'admission of guilt' charge-sheet without us having admitted

anything of the sort.  A male colleague answered in her stead: "evidence is the speed-monitoring instrument in a cave up a hill". Can we see it? Not possible. How did you know we were doing 55? It had been radioed down. "It

is YOU people who kill children on our roads", he added, pointing to some children playing on the highway verge. Which begs the question why a) they are playing dangerously close to a motorway in full ZP sight, and why b) he

doesn't know that speeds of 30 or even 20kph can kill children too.

Needless to say, there was no argument that we could have advanced that would have kept Zarafina Phiri from writing the 'guilty' admission. We offered to go to court. "Go right ahead" she said; except it would have meant us being detained indefinitely. We offered to leave a driving licence (the provisional one that is obtained after standing in queues for days) but that was refused. "We don't take away driving licences any longer". Which is interesting because it means that someone somewhere within ZP can think and has noticed that, by taking away licences, they forced motorists to be law-breakers. Nobody is allowed to drive without a licence. By taking it away to secure a driver's return, ZP had been acting against the law.

What to do? If we were to enjoy our weekend in Kariba, we had to pay the fixed-rate fine of K67,500. And so we paid amidst loud protestations and futile rantings.

What happens if people refuse to be blackmailed? Refuse to be robbed, entrapped and/or coerced in any way? What happens if a motoring 'criminal' simply doesn't have the money to pay? We found a man arguing with Zachariah Phiri, held captive because he didn't have enough money. How long he was kept and how the issue was settled I don't know. Presumably an 'informal' solution was found when the coast was clear.

But why do people hold still for such outrages? Why do we allow ourselves to be hassled and inconvenienced, oppressed and demeaned? The meek and mild behaviour of the long-suffering public has got to stop. A spot of civil disobedience is called for, I'd say. To avoid falling prey to ZP extortionists, next time I'll just drive away. What could they do? Note down the car number and report me to the police?! Clog up the courts further with unprovable cases? Shoot me? If all motorists ganged up together and ignored uniform-clad highway robbers, the Zachariah and Zefelina Phiris of Zambia would get a taste of their own medicine and learn what fury, frustration and powerlessness feels like.

Alternatively, the newly established Police Complaints Unit might be of use in cases of gross police misconduct or abuse of office.

As always, Ilse’s letter raises many issues. The first is the issue of where speed traps are placed. Although the Road Traffic Act does not specifically state this, it is normal practice that speed traps are NOT within 100 metres of the sign reducing the speed limit to enable motorists to slow down by merely taking their foot off the accelerator and not having to brake sharply. And as Ilse says, there is usually a buffer zone which brings you down from the 100 kph on the highways to the urban speed limit, which varies according to the width of the road and the area through which you are traveling. There is also, in every other country in which I have driven, an allowance of ten percent on the speed limit, to allow for differences which arise from things like having different sized tyres being fitted on a vehicle, etc. But not in Zambia; to expect such fairness from Zacariah and Zarafina would be too much to ask, especially when there is a possibility of money changing hands without a receipt being issued.

But what is a motorist to do when faced with such duplicity?

Firstly, and at last, there seems to be some sense coming from Government and this time in the person of Peter Mumba, the Permanent Secretary at the Ministry of Home Affairs (under whom Zacariah and Zarafina fall). At the Public Accounts Committee last month, he re-stated a law which has existed for many years – that motorists are not required to pay fines at road blocks. To assist motorists who experience these problems whilst on the road, we are reproducing cuttings from both the Times of Zambia and the Daily Mail of 16 April. Keep these in your car and when faced with the rudeness we have come to expect, show this to them. There is no guarantee that it will help, but I suspect that in most cases the required ZP 126 will be issued and the law will then take its correct course.

The next avenue is that of the Police Public Complaints Authority, who can be contacted on 095 889-421 (more about this in the next Lowdown). However, if this is the route that you take, be prepared for a lengthy, bureaucratic procedure (forms to complete after which you will be called to ‘give evidence’) and make sure that you have Zacariah’s name and number (which they will probably have refused to give you.) At this stage, I am skeptical of whether this Authority will have any effect, but time will tell. If any readers have had any experience of them, please do let us know the circumstances and the outcome.

Whilst rambling on about Z & Z and the way in which they, the Law Enforcers, break their own laws, note must be made of the new speed limit restriction on Los Angeles Boulevard (for the old timers - what used to be Brentwood Drive and then became Sadaam Hussein Boulevard). Previously the limit was 65 kph. This has now been reduced to 50 kph. However, the law states that speed restrictions must be gazetted in the Government Gazette and published in a newspaper circulating in that area. I have seen neither and any motorist being charged with exceeding the speed limit would, I believe, be quite within their rights to take this matter to court.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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