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Fifteen Minutes Is All It Takes

by Elske Muijs and Collette Venturas

As part of our Year 10 curriculum at Baobab College, we were sent to the Lowdown to do our work experience.

As you know the Lowdown consists of advertisements and articles, some of which tell you what’s happening that month. So we were asked to write an article on Adrenalaze (the only place where you can play laser wars in Zambia at the moment).

If it is your first time at Adrenalaze, then this is what you will have to expect.

First of all you will obviously have to pay for your game. Adults are charged K 20,000 and children, K 15,000. After you have paid, you enter a room, where the rules and the object of the game are explained. The rules are no running, no physical contact, no jumping and no swearing .If a rule is broken once then a warning is given but if the rule is broken again, you are disqualified from the game (though this policy hasn’t had to be applied yet). You are also told that you have to hold the gun with two hands, one on the censor and one on the trigger. Points are gained when the individual shoots certain parts of the opponents vest. Shooting the front of the opponent gains you 200 points while they lose 50, shooting the shoulder gains you 50 points while they loose 12, s shot in the back gains you 100 points and they lose 25. Lastly, shooting the opponent’s gun gains you 50 points and they lose 12. You are also told about the mine, which is there to disrupt the game. It can be recognized as a drawing of an octopus on a wall with two lights above it. If the lights are green it is a free zone, if the lights are orange it is about to attack and if the lights are red then you had better move your butt because it’s shooting lasers which can de-energize you for seventeen seconds (being unable to shoot). If you’ve been shot by someone, you are also de-energized for three to five seconds.

After being given all this information you will enter a room where you can choose which colour vest you want. There are three different coloured vests available, each colour having 10 vests, which means a maximum of 30 players can play at once. The 3 different colours represent the 3 different teams. There is the blue team, which is called X-Men and contains vests with the names Magneto, Sabretooth, Wolverine, Mystic, Rogue, Gambit, Toad, Storm, Cyclops and Professor Xavier. Then there is the yellow team which is called Matrix which has vests by the names of Morpheus, Neo, Niobe, Sparks, Trinity, Seraph, Switch, Agent Smith, Ghost and Tank. Lastly there is the red team, Marvel which has vests named Dare Devil, Torch, Green Goblin, King Pun, Spiderman, Ice Man, Bulls Eye, Captain America, Silver Surfer and Iron Man. While choosing your vests and making up your teams you will start to feel nervous but after your vests have been activated and the sirens go off, the nerves turn into excitement. Everyone runs into the dark after being told you have only a few seconds to hide.

Once you’re in, it’s very dark and the music is blaring. At first you feel confused and you don’t know where to go. There is a clearing with drums (oil barrels), which isn’t a very clever place to go because it makes you an easy target for the opposition. If it is your first time, do what we did and just run mindlessly through the maze. If you bump into anyone try to shoot them before they have a chance to shoot you, but don’t get to carried away because you might shoot your own team mate. This, of course, is just one tactic of playing the game, but take it from us, it is not the most effective one because more often than not you get caught up in the moment and end up shooting one of your own team mates. You also tend to stumble a lot and not know where you are going. This means you might end up walking into the opposition’s base where you are in danger of being ambushed.

Another possible tactic is to go up the ramps and stay there, in hiding, shooting anyone who you can see from above or who is trying to come up. As they explain to you, you’ll have to try and find the opposition’s bases and blow them up. You can, if you wish, protect your own base but not many people do this. It is also explained that you should shoot on certain parts of the opposition’s vest to gain a certain amount of points but if you are in the same state of mind as we were, you shoot aimlessly not caring where you hit them, just as long as you do.

Obviously those who play more often and take the game more seriously do actually aim and don’t just run through the maze like headless chickens (as we did), but we are writing for all the first timers who just want to have fun. When you are playing, it’s weird, but something inside you head clicks and you get a sudden urge to shoot, oblivious of who it is when you see a flashing vest. During the game we started to laugh at each other and ourselves because we caught each other doing moves which looked like they belonged in a Rambo movie.

Although we are far from Sylvester Stalone’s standards of skillful combat and his usage of fire arms, when it comes to playing laser wars we still had fun and maybe one day practice will make perfect.

A warning of caution, if you play at night, about ten minutes into the game a thick smoke is released into the room, which caused, not naming any names (Collette), someone to walk into a wall head first after being blinded by the smoke.

You might think that it’s just 15 minutes, but believe us, it does last and it is really worth it! When your time is up a siren goes off and you will have to make your way back to the entrance where your vest will be scanned and taken off and you’ll be allowed back into the world of normal people.

After this, you can go to a screen to see how well you did, or as in our case, to see to what extent your score is going to embarrass you. If it was your first time, and unless you had really good beginners luck, don’t bother looking at how everyone else did because it will only depress you and diminish the little pride that you had left after seeing your own results.

It only takes fifteen minutes of your time to have loads of fun so why don’t you go and just experience it for yourself. Even grownups can have their inner child come to life.