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A Thunderous Dawn

The summer temperatures are rising, the traffic is traumatizing you, your schedules are making you schizo and your performance is degrading? Time to get out of Lusaka. And that is precisely what we did, heading south down the Great North Road for Livingstone to a weekend of pampering and indulgent bliss, at the Royal Livingstone.

Arriving hot and travel-worn (this was early November and the rains had not yet started), we were glad of the attention to detail which the hotel offers. And this starts on arrival : no check-in desk; instead you are ushered into the elegant, cool, high-ceilinged lounge  and served with a long, cold iced tea, whilst you go through the formalities.

Then it is off to your cool, traditionally-styled room together with individual butler; in our case, Luke. Soothing air-conditioning, a rose-petal-strewn bed, robes and slippers, our own balcony looking out over the Zambezi in the distance, although it is very low at this time of the year.

As we had arrived after dark, all we wanted to do was relax and unwind; the likes of the casino, the activities and the wildlife could wait until tomorrow. We had had a hectic month and this was just what we needed.

The rooms were tastefully decorated in shades of beige, no animal footprints to be seen; smooth, highly polished, cool concrete floors (as Colonial houses of old); an enormous comfortable easy chair (although only one which meant I had to lounge on the bed propped up by dozens of enormous pillows) and a bar fridge stocked full of ice cold drinks.  The bathrooms with fabulous full showers, high pressure hot water and a marble bathtub were spacious and spotlessly clean and just what we needed after our long trip.  A good long hot shower with steaming water beating down on your back loosened up the muscles tense from sitting in the car for five hours.

 

We had plans for the weekend : there were many things to be done although we hadn’t made the final decision on what exactly they were going to be. There are twenty three different activities which can be booked through the hotel and we spent some time discussing these. Was it to be bungee jumping? Forget. Never in a million years.  Horse riding? I think not, we can do that in Lusaka anytime. Helicpoter flight. Definitely; I’ve done it before and it was the best $ 75 I’ve ever spent. Or perhaps we should try a Microlight this time. Jet boating also sounds good, down in the Batoka Gorge, and better do it soon because if they continue with plans to build a dam there, there won’t be a spectacular Batoka Gorge to be seen. The Sunset Drift also sounds good. But no rush; we can decide in the morning. Amazing how in the right surroundings, you can get into the swing of things very quickly : less than an hour there and already we had started to unwind and lose any sense of urgency.

 

In fact, we were so unwound that we didn’t even bother to have dinner. Instead we fell asleep on the enormous bed and that was where we stayed until long after sunrise the next day.

Next morning, we wanted to get going to have a good look around the hotel, explore all the nooks and crannies, wonder around the grounds. But could we?  No chance. We could hardly drag ourselves out of bed and when we did finally manage to do that, it was only to make a cup of tea and shuffle out on to the verandah. The Royal Livingstone was designed in clusters of two-story, 10-room buildings, each room with its own terrace, to evoke colonial days. Our room had a view through the forest of indigenous trees and across the manicured lawn which runs all the way down to the Zambezi. Sadly, because the river was so low, there was no thunder of the Falls that morning although there was a small cloud of spray. But the river making its way slowly past was relaxing on its own.

Finally after two cups of tea, we managed to build up enough energy to get ourselves dressed and down to breakfast. But first, we took a detour around the gardens, down to the sumptuous swimming pool with sun-loungers all perfectly laid out around it.

And after breakfast, still feeling extremely lazy and lethargic, we wandered off down to the riverside deck, whilst the zebra were grazing on the lush green lawn. I am sure this was not the plan when they were brought in, but I think they can be forgiven for this.

On the deck, with a cup of coffee in hand, relaxing on a comfortable wicker chaise, the antics of the brazen vervet monkeys kept us amused, while we both agreed that this would be a perfect spot to watch one of our  brilliant blood-red sunsets whilst enjoying a cocktail.

 

But that can wait until later. Right now we have to decide what activities we are want to book. We have had a chat with the people who do the bookings and can see that everything works like clockwork. The staff at the desk can answer each and every question knowledgably and always with a smile. They know their stuff, that’s for sure. And everything is co-ordinated smoothly and calmly,  no mad rushing about, no last minute panics. But still we cannot make up our minds.  Rafting? Abseiling? Clay pigeons. Now that is new to Zambia. Elephant safari? Done that. Quad biking? Done that too. Perhaps canoeing? Too many choices!

 

So why don’t we just grab our books, put our feet up and spend the day on the deck watching the river making its way slowly down to the Falls. We were badly in need of a couple of days and complete rest and that is what we did instead.

 

Photos courtesy Sun International